1. Actual conversation with the cast and creators of Hannibal.

    (Source: nemoniknemonik, via cayya)

     

  2. bootyguarcl:

    lavalamp-of-epicness:

    I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

    He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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    how

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    is all of that

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    frickin sugar?

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    holy jesus 

    wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

    (via janjan-the-ninth)

     

  3. tutimon886:

    mbrainspaz:

    So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
    There was a coloring table
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    complete with Lion King coloring books
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    There was a lego table
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    and PUPPIES
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    also, free massages. 

    This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

    Our school should do this

    (via wholocked394)

     
  4. themorbidmaiden:

    whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

    one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

    she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

    she believed

    (via wholocked394)

     

  5. everybodyilovedies:

    em1ree:

    IMAGINE IF TONY HAD ALLOWED THE GOVERNMENT ACCESS TO HIS IRON MAN SUITS

    SENATOR STERN WANTED THE SUITS FOR HYDRA

    HYDRA WITH HIGHLY WEAPONIZED SUITS

    well thanks to natasha now the whole world has the blueprints and coding for all of tony’s tech so you know. but i’m sure nothing’s going to go wrong with that-

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    Oh.

    oooohhhhhhhhhh….

    (via wholocked394)

     
  6. a-hand-in-jar-in-your-bag:

    aphfelicianovargay:

    thrashleydawn:

    femintits:

    so my friend is in italy and she bought me this

    Is this what eating a bag of dicks is like

    (aph italy voice) ohhhh gggGERRRMAANNNNYYYY~

    4 euro???? they cost like 99ct in germany

    (via wholocked394)

     
  7. willgrahamscock:

    riddlemehiddleston:

    mom would you pLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

    I have seen hell

    (via inlovewiththetardis)

     
  8. crowcrow:

    Nicki Minaj attends ‘The other woman’ premiere

    this look is so A+ and i love that she doesn’t smile 

    (Source: all-nickiminaj, via quicksilverwracked)

     

  9. So I walk into school and see my principal sitting at his desk staring intently at an iPad

    1. me: hi
    2. principal:
    3. me: mr. p
    4. principal:
    5. me: how are you today
    6. principal:
    7. me:
    8. principal:
    9. me:
    10. principal: WHO THINKS IT IS OK TO AIR THREE EPISODES EVERY TWO YEARS AND CALL IT A SEASON
     
  10. londonphile:

    TIME The 100 most influential people - Benedict Cumberbatch By Colin Firth

    The alarmingly talented English star

    When I was about 25 years old, I worked with two very good actors. The encounters were brief, but I’ve remembered them both with great admiration. Wanda Ventham and Timothy Carlton both embodied qualities which one is fogyishly tempted to look at with nostalgia. Along with very considerable talent, they had elegance, glamor, wit, kindness and decency.

    I didn’t know at the time that they were married or that they had a son of about 10 who was quietly gestating all the same attributes. And now, 30 years later, the boy has been let loose. He has taken the form of Benedict Cumberbatch.

    His parents’ qualities are on rampant display. It’s rare to the point of outlandish to find so many variables in one actor, including features which ought to be incompatible: vulnerability, a sense of danger, a clear intellect, honesty, courage — and a rather alarming energy. I take no pleasure in feeling humbled, but there’s no getting around it.

    He must be stopped.

    http://time.com/70781/benedict-cumberbatch-2014-time-100/

    (via daaeneryys)

     
  11. harrystylesdildo:

    fugrats:

    people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

    That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.

    (Source: carlosthatsmyname, via limevodka)

     
  12. Benedict Cumberbatch reciting quotes from The Divine Comedy by Dante. These were taken from a documentary shown on BBC4 called ‘Girlfriend In A Coma’.

    (Source: benedict--cumberbatch)

     
     
  13. This scene. Remember this fucking scene???? Of course you do! Sherlock takes off his glove and takes John’s hand to say goodbye. But what if…What if he took off his glove to take John’s pulse? And I’m sure you all remember the last time Sherlock took someone’s pulse…

     
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  15. johnwantsit:

    deerstalkingdeathfrisbee:

    So I was watching this gifset over and over because it was gorgeous and then I saw Sherlock mouthing these words and I couldn’t unsee it and I’m not even sorry

    (via schwestertier)

    Tagged #johnlock