1. doctorwho:

    badwolfnobiscuit:

    Feeling pleased with myself.
    I was in a shopping centre, waiting for my mum, and I had this idea. I ran into this clothes shop and said to the assistant
    “Excuse me, what year is this?”
    And she was like,
    “2014, are you OK?”
    So I went
    “YES! IT WORKED! WE DID IT!” really loudly, and ran for the door.
    I was wearing jeans and a jacket (Bad Wolf Bay style) and I have been told quite a lot that I look like Rose (same hairstyle, eyes etc).
    AND THEN THIS LITTLE BOY, ABOUT 9 ASKED HIS MUM
    “Mummy, was that Rose Tyler? Is she going to find the Doctor?”
    I heard and turned around and winked at him and ran off. I like to think that made his day.

    It also made mine.

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  3. porpentine:

    i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

    (via rudeandnotgingeravenger)

     

  4. The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (Page 280)

    1. Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
    2. Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
    3. Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
    4. Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
    5. Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
    6. Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
    7. Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
    8. Computer: I don't understand.
    9. Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
    10. Computer: You attempt to ju-
    11. Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
    12. Computer: I do not-
    13. Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
    14. Computer: I do not-
    15. Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
    16. Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
    17. Hazel: Crawl.
    18. Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
    19. Hazel: Snake crawl.
    20. Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.
    21. Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
    22. Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
    23. Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
    24. COmputer: I don't understand-
    25. Isaac: Me neither. Pause.
     
  5. thelauraaurora:

    seewhatyoudontsee:

    motherof-kittens:

    stalkingyermom:

    littlemammal:

    littlemammal:

    6 selfies 2k14

    not a guy, they/them

    all i can see is punk thor

    WOAH

    PUNK THOR I LOVE YOU

    Omg punk Thor

    (via deliciously-devious)

     

  6. superwholock-slytherinmerlin:

    californiacationed:

    ionlyliftontuesdays:

    sexyfitarmychick:

    I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

    Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

    ????

    I really like that description.

    FUN FACT: The average stripper’s annual salary is 120k.

    GUESS WHO’S GOING TO TRAIN TO BE A STRIPPER

    (via rudeandnotgingeravenger)

     

  7. malkiewicz:

    Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

    (via rudeandnotgingeravenger)

     
  8. brainstatic:

    Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.

    (via rudeandnotgingeravenger)

     
  9. fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

    I got home to these messages. Apparently my friend started watching Supernatural… 

    (via rudeandnotgingeravenger)

     

  10. feministsupernatural:

    theawesomesauce93:

    gallopinggroundsloth:

    Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents

    Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents. 

    IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.

    (via technicolour66)

     

  11. dutchster:

    i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

    (via bunnypielilly)

     
  12. thecutestofthecute:

    Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

    (via limevodka)

     

  13. Anonymous said: 9, 13,15,16,20,22, 25,28,37,40,41,52,55, 70,78,81,91

    Is confidence cute?

    What kind of question is that?? I like confident people.

    What are you gonna do Saturday night?

    Hang out with my friends from the theatre and enjoy the ending of a great season.

    Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

    Yes :) I am in a relationship with said person.

    Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

    I don’t think I’ll change a lot.

    Are you starting to realize anything?

    Just that you can never trust docents when you need help

    Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

    Yes, but not in cages.

    What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

    "Can I join? Can we take them home?"

    What was the last thing that made you laugh?

    Hanging out with my friends last night.

    Do you believe in love at first sight?

    Yes.

    Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

    Because she’s hella cute <3

    When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

    3 weeks ago.

    Do you think musicals are cheesy?

    I love musicals but yes, there are cheesy ones.

    Favorite type of fruit pie?

    Strawberry

    Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

    As long as she is happy, I don’t care what she’s doing.

    Who would you like to see in concert?

    Ed Sheeran and Passanger.

    Tea or coffee?

    Both.

    Best room for a fireplace?

    Living room.

    Tagged #Anon #ask
     
  14. letsdrawcats:

    "Good morning, Sherlock."

    (via janjan-the-ninth)

    Tagged #johnlock
     

  15. kanyewesticle:

    i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

    (Source: kanyewesticle, via deliciously-devious)