1. forming-constellations:

    There’s only one man who can make “whining cunt” sound so classy and elegant

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  2. screamingdonkey:

    10/10 would read. 

    (via quicksilverwracked)

     

  3. cyntaxerror:

    Daddybatch Benedict Cumberbatch - on privacy and children

    Benedict: I think that if I ever have any children, I’d feel incredibly protective of them…and they’d [the paparazzi] probably get the angry shot of me they wanted going “FUCK OFF!” I don’t know how I’d really behave in front of them, but I’ll find out some day…

    Audience: Awww… *ovaries explode*

    Benedict: Ahh, I shouldn’t have said that!

    Oz Comic Con Sydney Saturday

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  5. ami-angelwings:

    nonexistentially:

    *SHOTS FIRED*

    A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

    (via inlovewiththetardis)

     

  6. dosageofdisney:

    mistclub:

    i just realised…

    it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

    image

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  8. cumberbabeusa:

    tardis95:

    Sherlock and Redbeard II

    This made my day.

    (via wholocked394)

     

  9. perksofbeingafanboy:

    I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

    (via inlovewiththetardis)

     

  10. multifaceted-cactus:

    fall-out-lover-boy:

    fall-out-lover-boy:

    myotpisgay:

    myotpisgay:

    oregaymi:

    do not put minty gum on your nipple!!!! i repeat do noT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLe 

    why not? i want to try it

    DO NOT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE SATAN LICKING YOUR NIPPLE THEN A DRAGON BREATHING FIRE ON IT

    it can’t be that bad

    FUCK NEVER MIND IM SORRY. DONT PUT MINT GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE. IT STILL BURNS!!!!! 

    what is wrong with this website

    (via inlovewiththetardis)

     
  11. cumberloverforeverandever:

    a little bit of benedict to brighten your day

    (via tom-and-ben)

     
  12. vi9:

    slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

    albinwonderland:

    ediebrit:

    oh my fucking god

    huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

    shots. fucking. fired.

    No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

    (via inlovewiththetardis)

     
     
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  15. heinousfuckeryisafoot:

    l0werchelsea:

    hotsuburbandad:

    distanceetc:

    Daily Mail reporter lies to food bank, steals money from the state, and from people who legitimately need it, all in the name of writing a smear article about food banks.

    Mind blown.

    "No questions asked" apart from all the questions they asked him…..

    Well, that is awful. How much do you have to hate the poor to go as far as to steal their food and then try and shut down places that help them? What could you possibly gain from this?

    if the point of the article was to prove the author is a piece of shit then job well done